Walker: "Mom, how many times have you gone to the bathroom in your entire life?"
Me: "Good question Walker, let's do the math" And without hesitation, I pull out my cell phone and open the calculator. "Well, let's say the average person goes to the bathroom 5 times a day, so that's 5 times 365 days in a year times 37 years of my life and you get 67,525."
Walker: "Cool. Now do mine."
Me: "Ok, that's 5 times 365 times 7 and you get 12,775."
Me: "And that, my son, is why you learn math in school - so you can calculate these important figures."
Walker: "Mom, you're crazy."