Dear beautiful, loving, wonderful mother-in-law,
I know you'll read this before anyone else, so I'd like to take this chance to put a bug in your ear to put a bug in your son's ear about my requirement to adorn my demure lobes with something to make them a bit more adventuresome and bold. I think it's a supreme tribute to our love and would go beautifully with a note in which he confesses he unending love for his bride.
AKA: I need some new earrings. Tell Mike for Valentine's Day.
P.S.: They can all be found at Nordstrom.