All I Want for Christmas

Dear Santa,

Since we are just now recovering from a recession, I thought I would only ask for one thing for Christmas this year. It really doesn't come in that large of a box, so shouldn't be too tough for you to carry. I can even tell you the store to buy it at, it's called Chanel and this particular item is at the store on Rodeo Dr in Beverly Hills, CA (trying to be specific so you won't have to spend any of your valuable time trying to find it). You may be familiar with it.

So thanks Santa, I'm going to bake some really special cookies for you this year, and tell Rudolph I've got organic carrots for him too. Oh, and I've really been a good girl this year.

Here's a picture of my little request below.

Me



***Yall know this is sarcasm, right?